Senator By Appointment Only™ Dean Heller (R-NV) would have us believe that Rep. Shelley Berkley (D-NV1) is “disqualified” from service in the U.S. Senate because of “ethical questions.” A succinct recapitulation: “Heller is using money provided by a disgraced skank and recurring star of CREW’s list to buy ads saying that Berkley can’t be in the U.S. Senate because she’s on CREW’s list. Hypocrite? Or just a Republican? Ha. Trick question obvsly.” [TG]
One evening in October
When I was about one-third sober
And was taking home a load with manly pride
My poor feet began to stutter
So I lay down in the gutter
And a pig came up and lay down by my side
The recurring headliner of the CREW list, Senator David Vitter (R-LA), has, indeed, been generous to Senator Heller:
Then we sang “It’s All Fair Weather”
And “Good Fellows Get Together”
Till a lady passing by was heard to say
She says, “You can tell a man who boozes
By the company he chooses”
And the pig got up and slowly walked away
