Take a segment of the radical right Republican pronouncements from television, a few more from their written commentary, add Republican spokespersons drawling on about the subject, put these together and it’s not hard to imagine a dialog Q and A on the subject of immigration policy. To wit:
Q – Do you support a DREAM Act for DACA recipients?
A – Yes, but…
Q – But what?
A – But we have to address Chain Migration.
Q – Why?
A – Because, we might be allowing in rapists, killers, and drug dealers!
Q – What percentage of immigrants indulge in these criminal behaviors?
A – Lots of them you see it in the news every day.
Q – Do news reports indicate the citizenship status of arrestees and those convicted?
A- No, but you know that They are more likely to commit crimes.
Q – We don’t know that with any certainty. Actually, the better research reports that immigrants have lower crime rates than natural born citizens. [CBS]
A – Yeah but, we have to get rid of that diversity lottery system, it’s terrible. We need skilled workers not unskilled people who will end up on welfare and food stamps.
Q – You know that those who are not citizens aren’t eligible for food assistance and public welfare programs? You know that there are some jobs which immigrants are willing and capable of doing which are not being filled at the moment?
A – Yeah, but an influx of immigrants causes wages for American workers to decline.
Q – Uh, that isn’t true either, levels of immigration don’t force down American wages [Time]
A – Yeah, but it’s a matter of law and order! Either we enforce our laws or we don’t, and we can’t become a lawless country, and those DACA recipients are illegal aliens.
Q – We don’t hold children, especially those under the age of seven, liable for the crimes of their parents. Besides which, DACA recipients must be working or in school, and must not be arrested for any crime, no matter how minor. They pay for DACA registration, and agree to extensive background checks. So, what’s the problem?
A – Yeah but, we have to have a Wall! We have to impede the flow of immigrants and drugs.
Q – Are you aware that most contraband “hard” drugs don’t come over remote parts of “the border,” but come in via ports of entry? [Tucson.Com]
A – Yeah but, we can’t have so many people coming in without skills, education, and so forth. We need skilled workers who speak English fluently, and don’t come from broken nations. We need merit based immigration.
Q – You do understand that Nigerian immigrants and those from subsaharan Africa have more advanced degrees than the average American citizen? [LAT] So, are you saying we need more immigrants from Nigeria? From Kenya? From Botswana?
A – Yeah but we need people who can assimilate and share American values.
Q – Do you mean something like willing to engage in the free market and become entrepreneurs? As in approximately 25% of immigrants to this country are entrepreneurs? [Forbes]
A – Yeah but, they should speak English before they get here, because English is our national language; and, they shouldn’t take advantage of our schools and social safety net programs!
Q – You do remember, from a few lines above, that they aren’t eligible for social assistance programs? And, you do know that according to most studies done on the subject most recent immigrants do what previous immigrants have done, i.e. lose the native language almost completely in three generations? [Economist]
A- Yeah but, they don’t assimilate into our society like previous waves of immigrants.
Q – Like German, Irish, Jewish and Eastern Europeans? Like Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, and Indian immigrants today?
A – Yeah. Like those people.
Q – What’s different about Mexican and Central American immigrants from Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, and Indian immigrants?
A – Yeah but… They can bring in their relatives… they can bring in relatives who are from terrorist countries.
Q – You are aware, aren’t you, that the vast majority of immigrants are not terrorists, and that in fact those “3 out of 4” persons convicted of “international terrorism” were foreign born, and the statistics cited by the President* didn’t clarify which were extradited to this country for trial?
A – Yeah but. We should be safe from terrorists!
Q – Yes, however most of the mass shootings in this country are the work of native born white males, you do know this don’t you?
A – Yeah but, it’s the government’s job to keep us safe.
Q – So, if it’s the government’s job to keep us safe, then we should be concentrating on what ‘radicalizes’ native born white males and how we can prevent them from obtaining lethal weapons which can be turned on innocent people?
A – Yeah but, are you saying you want to take our 2nd Amendment Rights away?
Q – No, but I am suggesting that if we are to focus on the issue of keeping our citizens safe from terrorists and bombers we should apply the same level of scrutiny to white male native born Americans. So, why should we limit immigration in order to keep us safe?Why not limit the license of native born white males who are statistically much more likely to commit mass shootings?
A – Yeah but… we can’t let people into this country to soak up our tax dollars and take up space and resources in our schools, and commit crimes and bring in drugs!
Q – Could it be that the objection is based on the ethnic or racial characteristics of the immigrants rather than on their capacity for assimilation and their observance of American traditions and values?
A – I AM NOT A RACIST.